Hello, and welcome to Windows 667, the successor of Windows 665. We hope you enjoy our innovative new features, such as hot corners, virtual reality solitaire, and application sentience. For those who were concerned about this being the 666th release of windows, they are not to worry. Just like with 9, 13, and 42, we have skipped the number, everything will be fine.
The Windows Operating system is now smarter than ever! Enjoy a unique personalised experience, as Windows 667 is specially programmed to gather as much data about you as possible! Our unmatched voice recognition will listen to all of your conversations, no matter what you do, or where you hide! A video stream of your desktop will be sent to third parties for analysis. You can try all you like to escape, but Windows knows you better than you know yourself, and the authorities will find you, so you may be taken in for a free mind cleansing.
We hope you enjoy your Windows experience! Don’t forget, you are being watched.
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